This is a dimension as vast as space and as timeless as infinity. It is the middle ground between unsurpassed intellect and complete drivel, between enlightenment and shame. It lies between the pit of a creator's fears and the summit of what copyright will never own. This is the dimension of imagination; imitation; diversion; subversion; criticism; interpretation; ridiculousness; of appropriation. You are now entering the area known only as Kristie's blog.

Everything's coming up Milhouse!

One of my friends back home has been texting me because she is sitting around with Daniel Dae Kim because they are filming some Hawaii Five-0 at her work. I asked her if DDK’s real life face is as beautiful as his TV face and she said yes so I told her to punch him on principle. She says she is going to show our texts to him but I don’t think she will. Although she might. She is crazeballs. 

I regret nothing. That man is a menace.