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IT IS BY FAR TIME YOU ALL MEET GARY: 

A kid left some toys at work.

"Ohh, look at this little Spider-Man and Doc Ock!" I say, making them fight.

"Is your husband a fan of Spider-man?" Gary asks.

"No, not really" I lie.

Shut up Gary you fucking fuck I think.

The truth is that Lee likes Spider-Man a lot more than I do. I don’t actually like Spider-Man at all. But I find that I cannot allow myself to have Gary think I can’t possibly know the name of these characters all on my lonesome.

I know who Spider-Man and Doc Ock are, and I’m pretty positive a large percentage of people could identify the toys because it isn’t like Spider-Man and Doc Ock are bottom of the barrel Marvel/comic characters, you know? 

Of course Gary could just have been trying to spark conversation by asking me something about my husband, bouncing off the notion that Spider-Man is popular, and wasn’t being a weird douche nozzle; but that is being too charitable I think considering he has also asked me in the past if my Star Wars lunch pail was my husbands and if my husband makes me watch baseball.

What, a bitch can’t buy Star Wars merch and watch some baseball for herself? 

I WANT ANSWERS GARY.

Posted 1 year ago with 14 Notes - Reblog
# GARY # WHY GARY # arch nemesis # work # me # IGNORE ME 

  1. poopballs said: gary sounds like an ahole
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    Now that I’ve dispensed with the important business of telling Gary that he’s an anus, what occurred to me is that I’ve...
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